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Yumi is Dead
Doctors' Report

As of 10:10 AM, the spirit of Yumi has gone to heaven.
Minutes before her death, the doctors have noted that her heart beat increased at an alarming rate due to unknown reasons. She suffered a heart failure.

The doctors suspect that the reason for her death are two Davids, namely David Cook and David Archuleta, who gave one hell of a performance during the results show of American Idol 2008.

Accessories to this crime are Michael Johns, Jason Castro, guests on the show (EXCLUDING JONAS BROTHERS AND RENALDO LAPUZ) and a special appearance by Blake Lewis.

The doctors believe she suffered from an overdose of musical hotness and excellence.

It was recorded that hours before the show, the patient was clutching her heart because of a "pounding pain" inside of her. She also said that her hands were shaking uncontrollably. She screamed without warning on different time intervals.

Please remember Yumi's spirit.


Police Report

According to the Police, they are now hunting down two suspects: David Archuleta and David Cook. The mastermind is the keeper of the envelope and giver of the results. He keeps the name Ryan Seacrest and his word is believed to have caused such death among thousands of people, including the deceased, Yumi Pitargue.

The police said that the two Davids are not medical pills but real people, killing thousands by notes and songs.

To anyone who knows the whereabouts of these two Davids, please alert the authorities immediately.

The police also recovered a file that includes names of other suspects to the death. The names are: Jason Castro aka "Hallelujah" and Michael Johns aka "It's all Wrong, but It's All Right."

Both Davids were last seen in a boxing match.

CSI Report

Victim's name is Yumi Pitargue. When CSI arrived at the premises, they saw the victim lying on the carpet. On her right hand was a cellphone. Her left hand was clutching her heart. The television was on and tuned in to the results show of American Idol. The screen showed flashes of light and falling confetti. A man was staring directly at the camera, and the CSI concluded that he might be the cause of death. Eyewitnesses said that the name of that man is David Cook.

The CSI checked the victim's cellphone and recovered last sent messages. Other cases reported that these people that the victim texted are dead too, with the same cause of death: heart failure.

Text messages are as follows:
To a Martha Samson - AYAN NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I can't breathe anymore!
To a Trish Velez - My heart is pounding.
To a Chikai Lukban - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
To a Angge Eduardo (who is in Israel on a trip) - COOOOOKIIIEEEEEEEEE!
To a Jenn Ngo - don't gooo!

The text message to Angge Eduardo confirms that the other David is the primary suspect to this case. CSI has forwarded the names of the suspects to the police department.

CSI also found evidences of scattered pillows, which is a sign of forced entry or excessive movement during the heart seizures. Tox showed that the victim was drugged with a poison named "David." CSI cannot determine as of the moment which David, if it was the Archuleta poison or the Cook poison.

This case must be solved quickly and the suspects must be caught immediately to prevent more heart failures.

WANTED:


The Davids' choices of weapon: outstretched hands and killer voices.


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WITHOUT SHORTS. WITHOUT SHORTS. I REPEAT, WITHOUT SHORTS. WITHOUT PANTS TOO.